Follow by Email

Monday, May 21, 2012

Children's Benadryl

Last night, I was up until about 2am coughing and clearing my throat. I mean it was just ahem, take a breath, ahem, take a breath, AHEM! take a breath and then I would ball up my fists and yell through my clenched teeth ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! So finally I realized that I was just going to have to break night watching Game of Thrones and clearing my throat, hoping I wouldn't be waking anyone up with my annoying sound effects. I KNEW I wouldn't be able to function properly on Monday without any sleep, so I began a desperate search for meds. I came across Children's Benadryl...yes it was for my children, but I needed it NOW...I took a teaspoon more than the recommended dose and Mr. Sandman came and paid me a visit. I had a weird dream that I was riding a donkey through a desert (Maybe I dreamt I was a ranchero in Mexico). And sure enough I woke up at 8:14am, six minutes before my children were due in school!! I slept right through my alarm clock because of CHILDREN'S BENADRYL!!!! That's some potent s***!